Laugh ten years less

1  5 -year-old baby one day asked her mother : " Mom how you have a good few white hair ? ' Mom A: ' are you gas ' ! 'Oh, no wonder grandma hair completely white , the original is your gas ! '

2  "Do you know why men like to keep recently with a woman 's hair ? " "Because if your lover or wife on their clothes found in hair, he would smile and say: This is my hair ?

3  A person thinning hair go to the doctor , said: " Can you give me any points, so I

Keep my hair? "
Doctors enthusiastically said: " Take it ."
When he finished, he handed a small plastic box .

4  issues a
A : why women perm ?
Adults : beautiful, beautiful, charming , feminine
Children ( pre-school children ) : Compare brutal , powerful
A : Why
Children ( pre-school children ) : lion is curly hair
Question two
A : What is the quickest and most effective way to lose weight
B : Swimming
C: lie , you look at sharks and whales

5  -year-old nephew , a black with long hair , to the kindergarten, the teacher said: " Your mother really would give birth , give birth so beautiful hair ." Little nephew listened very upset and said: "Mom students ( hair ) already shaved , these are born out of my own . "

6  Tao Tao : Mom , why father is bald ah ?
Mom : We have to think more , people would be getting smarter ; Because your father is very smart, he would often think, but thinking too much , the hair will fall , so slowly they all lost hair .
Tao Tao : Well , Mom , why is your hair so much ah ?

7  Teacher: . " I have two questions, the first question you know the result will not have to answer the second question ."

" How much of your hair ? " The teacher asked.

" One hundred and twenty million ." Student A .

" How do you know ? " The teacher asked.

" The second question without answer ." The student said.

8  once , the famous Austrian composer Johann Strauss ( 1825-1899 years ) to the United States show, much sensation. He is tall stature , extraordinary instrument , especially his crooked hair, very compelling. An American woman to find ways to get
Strauss bunch of hair , as the treasures saved. The news spread , people have to obtain his hair , as a memorial , and sometimes it became Strauss ' hair hot . " Kindly Strauss eleven to meet their requirements. So some people
He was worried . When Strauss left the United States , many people came to see them off . At this time, I saw him waving his hat to the people farewell , people see his long curly hair but also make good on his head, just brought to the United States when he was a long-haired dog , into a short-haired dog.

9 . " Father and son walking on the road , he saw a black beard , white hair, man .
"Dad, Why does this man beard black hair white ? "
" Hair is born together with people , but to wait until two years after the beard was long out ."
"Dad, I know, because the hair is twenty years older than the beard , so the first white hair , is not it? "

10  Husband : really bad ! My hair is all black, but white beard is growing , this is how the matter?
Wife: The reason is simple , use your mouth too much and too little brains .

11  grandmother and grandson watching TV , said: African refugees without food , so sorry ! Grandma listened to disagree : a lie ! Did not eat , how there is money perm ?
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